Idiot’s Guide to Mocking “Common Sense”

Thirteen of the most powerful members of the financial and corporate elite dropped an “open letter” on Thursday to explain their “Commonsense Corporate Governance Principles.” We all know what this means: It’s the best day to mock open letters since 2010, when a bunch of financial and academic elites warned that the Federal Reserve’s quantitative easing policy would create “currency debasement and inflation.” But who would be so foolish as to mock such powerful elites? Well, you’ve come to the right place.